A Tragedy of Epic Proportions.....

Ok, not really.....but it felt that way last Wednesday.

My boys lost in game 7 to the team seeded 8th.

Um hello.....we were #1!

We had the highest offensive scoring, best penalty kill and best power play. But like someone said.....that don't mean s#%t in the playoffs.

I am trying to learn to control my hockey angst.

It is hard.

I am certainly not over it. I have begun to stick pins and needles into a stuffed Penguin.

Anything but the Penguins winning. Please.

So now that hockey has ended a bit prematurely - it is time to look forward the the other joys of Spring and Summer.

Allergies, spring cleaning and hot weather.

Indeed, that it the true tragedy here.

This year has been brutal with the pollen. And the fact that the temperatures have hit nearly 90 the last few days puts me in a foul mood. (it was almost like living in Florida again)

The two combined allow me to avoid the spring cleaning as I whine and complain about not feeling good and not having my boys to watch in the playoffs anymore.

Moving forward, no more excuses.

I need to lose a few pounds to fit my fat butt into a dress I need to wear in a few weeks.

I don't want to buy anything new - and this dress is new, I just never wore it and now my ass has expanded without my permission.

I have been doing 'yoga' light excercises - but know it is time to hit the cardio hard again.

Remember "Project Ass Reduction"?

me neither.

It is a bit vague now - but PAR works.

I must recommit.

Who's with me?

Nothing like posting progress photos - but I think I need to get to the progress photos that are not so humiliating. If I could get back to this.....we would have nothing to complain about.

C'mon Greenie

I can't watch my boys beat the Habs tonight.

I won't be able to give my normal good juju to my boyfriend Mike.

Isn't he handsome?

I'm totally bummed.

So let's put this out to the universe,

"Greenie will get a goal tonight"

"the Caps will win tonight"

"Greenie will get a goal tonight"

Thanks for your help with this critical matter.

Trying hard to carry on.....

As if.....
As if anyone wants to come here and hear me whine about my problems.
Because my problems annoy me - even I have been avoiding putting them down.

It has not been an easy couple of months.....it is safe to say that the last 6 months have been a bit on the brutal side.
Unemployment, money woes, family pressures and stress, work stress and pressure. Finally a few of the worries have resolved themselves. I am doing my best to resurface and regain my normal routine. No need to hyperventilate in the closet or hide under the covers in deep depression.

The household income went from 2 to 1 - and I was in full on panic mode. Happily - the other half is working again....and we are beginning to re-surface to almost normal.
I never knew how stressful money could be until you have less of it than normal. (and my normal is less anyway)

The funny part is, I have always gauged my finacial stability by how many rolls of toilet paper I had under the bathroom sink.
When I was in college - I seemed to never have an extra roll - I would literally wait to buy it until the last square was clutching onto the cardboard roll.
As a grown up - I have consistently had at least 6 rolls under there.
When 2 paychecks became one - I was lucky to have one roll extra. I never ran out! But not the stability of the 6 pack.

Happily - there are 4 rolls under the sink today. So really, things could be a lot worse.

Laying Low and Knitting

It has been a quiet couple of months for me. I have been shying away from most technology mainly due to the stress level of work.

When I come home, I have been trying to tune out.

The tune out process has left me out of the loop, I don't always know my current events, I am behind on reading all my favorite blogs, Facebook is a land I visit not so often anymore....I miss my online routine, but apparently not enough to make time for it. I can blame it on the weather too.....It is much cozier to have a lapful of yarn and a Woody Allen movie on in the background than to cuddle up to the screen of my computer. Thus.....my winters work!!!!!!

I managed to knit hats for all my female managers.....I completed 9 of those. I was trying to be fiscally responsible, yet wanted them to know I care.....they were a great success! What girl doesn't need a slouchy beret?!I made myself an awesome, weird hat that looks like this....note the tattered hair and tired woman wearing it......the glass head makes a much better statement, but I appreciate the weariness the actual human head shows...I love this hat, it is super warm and really funky. Some might hate it......but I don't really give a crap. I think it rocks.

I made an afghan that tooks weeks during the holidays...I obsessed on it as I learned new techniques and tried my best to keep the cats away from it.....but Bebe loves it and lives on it now.(It horrifies me when the cats lay on stuff I made.....But really, we just live in their world anyway.)

And finally, I am baby knitting for some friends. I made this yoda hat and matching sweater.....My friend is having twins, so that means two more to go! Knitting these two items convinced me that if I ever have my own baby - they will wear sweaters like this....nothing with choo-choo's and froggies or duckies, but awesome duds like this.

Jolasveinar Make Me Happy

Clueless and Delusional.

These words describe me perfectly this week.

Somehow I missed the news that a major snowstorm was coming this way.

My mind has been on other things. Mainly work and the success of the stores in my territory. I have had my head so deep in the sand, that my personal holiday enjoyment has been pushed to the side a bit.

So I decided yesterday during my lunch break to pop into Williams Sonoma to see what I could see. There was a frantic quality to the shoppers yesterday. Which I found curious. But, as a retailer myself, I tend to not shop frantically or panic. So I wandered and happily came upon the cutest elf napkin ring holders. They were marked $24.95 - (you have go to be kidding was my first thought) Then I saw they were marked down to $2.99! Hello Happy Elves! They reminded me of the Jolasveinar - so I had to have them. Yes, yes, I know they are cheesy....but c'mon for $2.99 they rocked my world. And happily - the Jolasveinar knowledge I have has come in handy. Not once, but twice! They came up in conversation and in a trivia contest. When a smartass thinks they can stump you with jolasveinar and you know the answer - the feeling is pretty fantastic.

Now with my new napkin rings, perfect for my holiday dinner party sunday....I decided to hit the grocery store after work......

While shoppers were stocking up on milk, bread and bagged salads (eeew gross), I was happily wandering through the aisles clueless.

Why are there only 2 5lb bags of carrots left? I can't believe I have to buy a 5 lb bag of carrots. Crazy people were buying canned green beans by the dozen, I was filling my cart with frisee and endive. As they frantically grabbed at frozen dinners, I was selecting the perfect wine. What was up with the late night chaos at the Wegmans?

By the time I reached the checkout line and stood for one hour, I guessed something must be up.

I walked outside to see snow falling!

OOOOooooohhhhh!

I am convinced that I can manage to survive the snow storm without a fall out shelter food supply on hand.

The over reaction of the American public at the first sign of bad weather is astounding to me.

As the snow falls, I have onions carmelizing on the stove and dough rising on the counter....I think we will make it through.....

OMG!

I am beyond mortified today.



Last night, I was out to dinner with my husband. Just as we sat down, I saw that my work phone was ringing.
I chose to ignore the call - because really, I am not working a job that requires 24 hour availability - even though that is what it has become lately.

After a few minutes obsessing, I decided to call "the boss" back.
It went straight to his voicemail, so I hung up.
(or thought I hung up)

The next day - my boss calls me back to ask,
"where were you last night at 6:30?"
"do you have me on speed dial?"

I am confused and puzzled by his questions.

Suddenly, he begins to recite back my PRIVATE DINNER CONVERSATION with my husband!
The damn thing recorded 3 minutes of our dinner chat in a restaurant.

Who repeats back nearly word for word a private conversation?
I begged him to stop - but he kept on.

Lesson learned -
always hit the 'end' button 7-8 times.
always return phone to handbag - don't leave it on the table to record every spoken word.
don't mock people in the restaurant, bad behavior has a way of haunting you later.

Playing It Safe with the Turkey

It turns out that the flu makes you not want to do anything.
So with 13 adults and 2 children descending on Sunday for "2nd Thanksgiving", I decided not to be ambitious and just stick with a classic turkey dinner.
A roasted turkey I have made before that is always yummy and the sides that we grew up eating.
I am disappointed, but also being a realist.
Classic Turkey it is.