C'mon Greenie

I can't watch my boys beat the Habs tonight.

I won't be able to give my normal good juju to my boyfriend Mike.

Isn't he handsome?

I'm totally bummed.

So let's put this out to the universe,

"Greenie will get a goal tonight"

"the Caps will win tonight"

"Greenie will get a goal tonight"

Thanks for your help with this critical matter.