Old Lady on 5th Avenue

If you want to feel like an old lady.....stop on by Saks Fifth Avenue and have Eduardo put some $200 eye cream on you.

He will then hold up a mirror so you can see your wrinkle eye vs. your more youthful eye.

All day I walked around looking like I was firm on one side and a stroke victim on the other.

No, I did NOT buy the $200 eye cream.

But now I kind of wish I did.

By tomorrow my wrinkles will return and I won't be so humiliated.

Seriously - I can feel how firm the skin is there now - I may just invest and slather that all over.