Friday, May 9, 2008

Project Ass Reduction

My ass seems to be in a plateau period.
My body is not getting smaller.
Thus I have begun Project Ass Reduction.

I promise that it will only involve excercise and proper diet.
I am terrified of needles....and no way is anything going to be allowed to suck the fat out of me.
Wish me luck.

I will be a size 8 by September. Hell or highwater.

4 comments:

Martha said...

May I join you in this quest? The class reunion is in November, and this former band geek would like to turn a couple of heads. ;)

chenchy said...

Huzzah! Let's go for it!

newestYorker said...

I am jumping on your bandwagon but I am an apple, not a pear so.....Michelin Tire Reduction is on the horizon.

CatBoy said...

I think my ass is about the right size but it could be firmer (I should have had one of you squeeze it and judge). Anyway, I am doing leg and butt exercises and am quite happy to pass on anything I pick up along the way.